DAY to DAY - COME ON ENGLAND!!!!!

Thurs 23rd Nov - Wed 29th Nov

My first impression of Brisbane (or Brissy) were not particularly great. Due to the hostel, which would be home for all but one of the nights here, well no, technically it was two; it would become apparent that Brisbane is a pretty cool place. A late pick pickup from the transit centre by a doze employee, who later turned out to be the hostels entire work staff, should have sent alarm bells ringing. It wasn't until a cock-up on the hostels part that caused Adam and I to spend a night on the street that the true nature of this abomination of a hostel was truly shown. A park bench became our bench for the night with a night of alcohol before to help ease us to sleep. It actually wasn't as bad as it may appear and I got at least 5 hrs sleep, better than that in some of the hostels I had experienced so far.

After day one here we'd pretty much got to know the city inside out. Not a particularly big place, the error of leaving my mobile at the transit/shopping centre (thankfully found by management) led Adam and I from one side of the city to another. Yes, a little annoyance to the day, but it actually turned out to justify itself due to three hot Aussie ladies in the management office. Chatting away, conversation seemed easy. The English ascent seems to certainly work wonders out here. We left heading for the cities centre again, this time to socialise with Ben and Kerry.

The Pig and Whistle, queens St is one of the official waterholes for the Barmy army, and for Ad's and I would later that day become the location where we would have tickets for the Gabba, celebrating the possibility if not in-probable chance of reclaiming the ashes. With Steveo and Mark joining the 4 of us and the rest of the Barmy Army, the atmosphere was electric, the smell of beer floating in the air. How I love that smell, brings back so many memories of days and nights at home. It's also so alluring that it practically forces you to get up and buy a pint.

Soon the banter and chatting with random fans bean, and it was through acquaintances of Steveo and Mark that miracle of getting Ashes tickets started. They informed us that tickets had been re-released and were on general sale just up the road in Rebel Sports. I was up like a shot and before anyone could realise it I was half way down the street. We couldn't believe it, days 2,3 and 4 for $65 (27 pounds). The shock and realisation that we had them didn't set in until the day we made the Gabba, but for now we could properly join in with the celebrations back at the pub. We were going to the Ashes, the Gabba, and would have the pleasure of seeing one of cricket’s biggest sporting occasions. 1 more sleep till the Ashes, 2 until the Gabba. "Come on the England!" pub chants began......

" Aussie where-ever you will be,
your cricket team is history,
your spinners to fat, the rest are old men,
you'll never get your hand on the urn again. "

and

"We've got $3 to the pound, we've got $3 to the pound, we've got......."

"we're so rich it's unbelievable, we're so rich........"

What a day, what a nigh!!!

Unfortunately with every good thing that happens, there is always a downside. On the day in which the Ashes started Adam and I need to start job hunting if we were going to stay in Brisbane for a while. Agency after agency after agency. My hatred for them has grown since getting here, and I will be glad of the day when I never have to use one again. This though is some way off with Melbourne in the pipeline, and more than likely the prospects of home when I get around to coming back. As things turned out we'd needn’t have bothered, it turned out work in Brisbane would prove impossible to get, something to do with the season (or so they said), and as a result we ended cutting our stay in Brisbane shorter than previously planned heading for Sydney. This though would have to wait for the Ashes experience for us had just begun, and nothing was going to ruin this, well apart from England's performance.

With free public transport, getting there was easy. The herds of Barmy Army and Ozzie fans taking full advantage of the facilities available. With green, gold (canary yellow really!), blue, blue red and white sea of colour everywhere, the smell of fast food and pints, and good natured banter between rival fans, it was an awesome spectacle equal to any other sporting event. And then there was the view. I've seen some great sights while travelling down the east coast, all natural, but it was good to see a man made one can give the same sense of impressiveness and wonder.

Seated on the upper tier on the West Side of the stadium, the view of the Gabba was priceless. Smack side on with the wicket, we had the perfect view of any run outs that may happen. The pitch was an immaculate green (you would never guessed they have serve drought problems) with the wicket sat in centre stage ready for battle. We arrived early enough to see the likes of Botham and Mark Nicholas on the wicket no doubt giving their views of the days play ahead and how the wicket would fair to the channel 9 views across Aus.


Then it happened at 10am, the umpires came out to a tremendous cheer, play was moments away. The teams the followed, and with the first appearance the surge in the atmosphere was electric. It sent shivers back, hairs all over standing on end as the 40,000 capacity starting cheering and singing swing low.


Play commenced and everyone settled down as the game reached a less frantic pace, especially after the disastrous first ball of Harmy. From here on it’s appropriate for me to cut the story short as England’s performance was nothing to write home about. At times it was mentally draining on both of us, walking home after the 2nd game feeling mentally exhausted and massively depressed. Add to this the physical tiredness of sleeping on a park bench and I’m amazed we managed to stay awake for all of play.


It wasn’t until our final day at the Gabba that England actually started to show a hint of class, with KP unleashing hell on earth. It was pure viewing pleasure and even some of the Aussie fans were complementing his play. They were probably being nice as a white wash was imminent. Overall though the Gabba was an amazing experience, and over a month on I still can’t believe we got tickets to the ashes. With beach balls and Mexican waves bad, the place atmosphere and an overwhelming police presence, some might have thought the experienced could have been ruined. The cricket overcame typical Aussie over policing, and with the aid of the Barmy Army, some inflatable paraphernalia including sex dolls, and a few people brave enough to try and start Mexican waves, one word, "quality!"


This wasn’t the end of Brisbane though, Adam and I had the small matter of celebrating his 23rd b’day. The 28th of November 2006 will be remembered for:

Moving from a hellish to high tech hostel
Over indulging in Thai cuisine
And starting far too early the celebrations


We arrived at Tinbilly’s that morning, finding ourselves directly opposite the transit centre ready to leave early the next day. No news of work had come from the agencies and to this very day, the start of 2007, we still haven’t heard anything. Obviously we cast a really good impression in the short time of signing up and handing in our CV’s. Nether the less no work forcing us to head south was probably a good thing, looking in hindsight there would have been no chance of getting any accommodation in Sydney if we left any later.


Tinbilly’s was an ultra modern hostel that was clean, well ran with high tech security leaving it in a class of its own when compared to that of Valley Veranda. Although more expensive it was only for one night, and considering the money saved at the cheap valley, it was well within our reach.


With a drink down us at the hostel we were ready for the night a head. Now I think the lack of "big" nights out for both of us may have gad a huge influence on us leaving base at 6pm, and it was no doubt this over eagerness that ultimately ended up making the night certainly shorter than was planned. We met with Kerry at her accommodation and basically went at it very hard. Drink after drink after shot after drink, well that’s what it seemed like. Beer and shots are fairly lethal on their own, through in a bottle of wine over dinner at a Thai restaurant and basically you’ve got a recipe for disaster. Before we knew it (shamefully around 10) we were back at the hostel ready to collapse. Luckily this wasn’t the case as there were two Irish women sharing our dorm with which we stay up with until the early hours of the following day.


At this point I should make a little apology to Nadja and Lena, especially as they made the effort to come to Brisbane City centre as we "kinder" made an arrangement to meet up. We had predicted our lack of practice in the art of alcohol consumption and were slightly drunk.


The following morning with strangely no hangover we left Brisbane heading for Surfers and Byron. With schoolies on it was sure to be lively.

DAY 54 to DAY 55 - R & R at Rainbow Beach, or so I thought.

Mon 20th Nov - Tues 21st Nov

With Fraser finished and myself safely back on the mainland in Dingo's, our Hostel for the next two nights, some much needed rest was required. With some Dolphin Kayaking planned along with a lot of nothing, it would be easy for us to catch our breath from all that passed over the last few days. As usual though I was wrong. It seems that as a backpacker there is never a restful moment, especially when travelling with Steve and Mark.

It would turn out that a large part of our East Coast would be spent with these two jokers. From Nottingham, their personality attributes had already started to become well and truly apparent from the Whit Sundays the previous week. Sleazy, funny, loud, outgoing, quirky lads, at times they impossible not to get on with and while at others you wondered why you were with them. They were so full on, you felt overwhelmed by them within a matter of minutes just from listening and in need in a break. Mark's laughter was infectious, Steve's humor was outrageous and together they were a comedy attack that would rival some of the worlds greatest. Well maybe not.

The most memorable of attributes that these two lads posses though was their desire and persistency with the ladies. It was at times impressive to watch them work the 'magic' as they certainly had the 'gift of the gab', attaining there prize's on more than one occasion. It was never going to be a quite time with these two. With drinking every night and more alcohol consumed than I care to remember they certainly knew how to enjoy themselves constantly.
The one time we have an afternoon without them on rainbow beach (we were sharing a dorm as well) was when Ad's and I embarked at lunch for a little Dolphin Kayaking just down the beach. Relishing the idea of gently paddling for the whole afternoon, with the opportunity to see some more local inhabitants, we were looking forward to the chillout session. Little did we know (again we were wrong) it would turn out to be an incredibly hard exercise workout with very little reward.

Now not trying to be sexist, but it all basically started when being paired up with the ladies from the group participating that afternoon. Although maybe seen as a blessing, allowing the perfect opportunity to meet some further female company, it turned out to be a bloody nightmare, well for myself anyway. I had the delight of sharing a raft with a "lovely" lady from the Netherlands. Her only appealing attribute being a rather nice figure, everything else about her was rotten to the core. Now of course that’s probably a little harsh as I didn't get the opportunity to know her properly in such a short space of time, but I got pissed off.

All was fine for the first min or so while we slowly paddled our way of the beach front with the rest of the group, admittedly she wasn't pulling her weight but it wasn't to bad as I was able do the majority of the work. But it was when she outright refused to do anymore paddling because she was tired that I started to get annoyed. Instead she was more preoccupied with possibly damaging a nail, taking photo's of her friends and self (how vain), and generally being a lazy sod while I struggled to keep up with everyone else. SHE EVEN had the cheek to complain about falling behind, pretty much ordering that we should catch up otherwise we'd miss out on the dolphins. How dare she!!! How dare she!!!! Nether the less maybe something clicked in her when I near to collapsing from exhaustion, she decided to pick up her ore and join me in the struggle.
It ended up being the longest 3 hrs of my life and the biggest waist of time ever. Although we did manage to see the odd dorsal fin and tail, the experience was not worth the amount of effort. Maybe if the dolphin sighting's were more intense I may of thought differently, but with everything else that had happened it was just a bad afternoon.

After another evening of drinking, very much needed after that experience, the following morning we left Rainbow Beach courtesy of the Premier Coach Service. Heading for Noosa for a night, a place we were pretty much told to visit, before reaching Brisbane the following day just in time to see the Ashes start and hopefully join in the party atmosphere. What were the chance of us being in Brisbane at the same time, as if it was almost planned!!!!

Noosa was pretty cool and looking back I wished we'd stayed longer. Really chilled out (even with schoolies on) with a calm feeling everywhere, I don't think there is anyone who could dislike Noosa. Well with the exception of Steveo and Mark who couldn't wait to leave due to the lack of party atmosphereat hostel and in town. Then again it was a tuesday, what were they expecting.

Ad's and I after exploring the place with the lads and a bit of relaxation time on Main Beach spent the evening with Nadja and Lena, the two German Ladies we had met on Fraser. Nadja's a good laugh and easy to get on with where as Lena's English isn't the best, and well my German is non existent thus making conversation a little differcult. Overall a good evening though ending with me passing out in bed reasonably early. I was shattered!

The following morning we left for Brissy, sad to be leaving as the place had quickly grown on us both even though it was slighty pricey, but at the same time it was only 'two more sleeps' to the Ashes and now they were within touching distance.

DAY 51 to DAY 53 - Fraser Island!

Fri 17th Nov - Sunday 19th Nov

"Ahhh! Ahhh!". The sound that immediately proceeded the clattering of the 4x4 traversing a creek. Immediately I slammed on the brakes bringing the Juggernaught to a stationary position almost instantaneously. What had happened, I thought to myself. Had more tomatoes fallen of the roof into the beach due to some no doubt sloppy packing, or was it the shear shock of the drop and lack of warning that had led to the girls into another screaming fit. Either way, it surely couldn't be too serious, I was trying my best to drive as steadily as possible. Surprisingly enough though I was wrong. The whiteness of Tess's face told a very different story as I glanced round to see that everyone was okay. What had happed. What had the hell had I caused this time. I think being the driver of the vehicle leaves you in a position where you’re always going to feel responsible for anything that happens inside the confines of the metal chassis. Especially when there is no other obvious person to blame. It would become apparent later that this was clearly no-ones fault, a freak accident to which could have happened to anyone, but it sure didn't feel that way for a good few days. Through the screaming and shouting of "Wrap it up" and "put pressure on it", I knew someone was hurt. The mention of blood going everywhere-conjured images of severed limbs from movies such Kill Bill and sent me instantly into a state of shock. Scrambling out the driver’s door just to get some air, let alone open the back door to let people out and to see what had happened, my motor functions seemed to fail to work. The emotional responses of everyone in the vehicle was overpowering and seemed to make even the simplest of tasks all the more difficult. Opening the back door there was urgency about everyone. The direction of some people’s eyes and others turned heads fixed towards Kieran, this was the place of incident, and this was the place where the trauma was coming from. Looking across I saw his hand grasping low, and it was then within a split second that all had been revealed. Clutching his, his big toe was a bloody mess, looking like it had been hacked to pieces. We had to do something and fast. Towels were thrown forward primarily to cover the damage up as the feeling of sickness set in among some of the girls, mark, and Kieran him self. There obviously aided in applying pressure and stopping the blood from spilling everywhere from the huge gash, which now dominated Kieran foot. With our breath regained partially the decision was made to head for help. Where though? Fraser Island being very remote and with little civilization, there seemed little chance of medical facilities. The only thing within reasonable driving distance was a small shop and camping sight we'd used earlier on our stay and thus, being the only real option we headed towards it as quick as humanly possible. Being in the fairly shocked state, will a sense of self-blame on my shoulders, there was no way I was going to drive, and so Steveo took over. The drive seemed to take forever, with everyone quiet from the shock of all that happened. The only words spoken were those of comforting Kieran, trying to keep him as occupied from the gash on his foot. Reassurances of "everything will be fine" and "don't worry mate" spring to mind. Making the shop we got Kieran straight out the back, lying him down with his leg elevated to try and alleviate the bleeding. By this point the girls and mark, the big wimp, have scampered away to try escape the event that was Kieran's toe. I on the the other hand feeling guilty as sin was trying to help as much as possible. No doubt a method to redeem some of self blame but with no avail. With Kieran talking about passing out and "throw up", he still still had time to tell me that it was all an accident and that no-one could possibly be blamed. Kieran's a great bloke. Tall Irish fella with a large build, short redish brown hair and a face best described as, well Irish, his most memorable traits being; - An Irish Accent so thick it was near impossible the majority of times to understand - A high tolerance for pain as he never once screamed or swore - And a very low tolerance for alcohol considering his sized, he got pissed far to easily and drank most nights. The shop keeper was really helpful, providing a first aid kit and directions to the ambulance station a 30 min drive away. It was either this or call for the flying doctors, and considering the associated cost this was best left for the major emergencies. Leaving the rest of the group behind promising to be as quick as possible, Kieran, Adam, Mum (Claire), Steveo at the wheel and I headed out. Using the again the beach as the motorway we rushed south to seek some much needed proffesional medical attention. Kieran was lying in the back of the truck, Adam and I either side for support. 30 mins later we arrived where the paramedic manning the station examined and cleaned up the injured article. It looked pretty bad and luckily nothing had broken. Even more of a bonus was that it would be safe to leave it for a day or so before seeking further medical attention and thus allowing Kieran to experience the remainder of the island, although swimming was off the cards. Whilst the specialist worked on his toe we all distracted him by taking photo's, asking him to pose for all in true Kieran style. If I'm honest though we also did it to have a photographic record to remind us of all that had happened that day.

With everything now resolved as well as could be giving the circumstances and with a little DIY badaging to keep the sand away from the toe (I now hate sand, it get everywhere), we were back on our way to continue the island adventure. Overall it was amazing and I was flabbergasted by some of the sights, Lake Wabby and Mackenzie being the real eye openers, but isn't it funny how the most memorable moments are those of trauma and chaos.

Lake Wabby is found about 1km in from the coast and approximately half way up the 160km island. With an amazing emerald green colour, in contrast to the perfect blue sea seen up and down Au's coastline, it made the place very unique. Put into the mix the steep sand dunes that run into and around the lake and frame it perfectly with some of the bushland on the other side its quite easy to forget that where you other with the scene looking more like an oasis in the middle of the Sahara. No wonder this place is talked about up and down the entire eastern coast by fellow backpackers/travellers.

Running down the sand dunes and diving into the water is a common event for all those crazy enough to do it, we on the other hand decided against it. Not because we were wimps or boring (it looked like amazing fun), but simply cautious due to the paramedic mentioning 3 people every year become quadriplegics from performing the travellers ritual, falling into mangled heap and ending up in the water at the bottom. I'm sure many people would think twice if they knew the dangers and likely hood of becoming wheel chair bound for the rest of their lives, but then again i'm sure many wouldn't.

Lake Mackenzie on the other hand is a completely different experience. Further south and inland, it took what seemed like hours to get there. To be honest it was probably longer, but due to the ipod connection in the car and music blasting out the 4x4's speakers, the groups collective singing and general pissing about seemed to make time move a lot quicker. Even after all that had happened with the foot incident, everyone even started to enjoy the huge dumps and diverts along the dirt track. There was still a large amount of cation concerning the positioning of toes so to avoid a reenactment.

Upon arriving, the first thing that hits you is the shear size and how blue the water is. This lake is bloody massive considering its on an island off the coast of Aus. Mind you over here, geographically speaking anyways, everything seems big. With another perfect weather day you vouldn't help but lose yourself in the surroundings. As the day continued the place got busier and busier becoming more of a holiday resort than a remote location.

Ad's and I took it upon ourselves to use this time to catch up on a bit of body maintenance. With a bit of limbering up we were ready to start the long distance main beach to a spit some 600-700m away that stuck out about halfway across the entire lake. Adam as per usual sped into the distance where as I took a more leisurely pace to ensure that I made the entire distance without drowning. Being a fresh water lake there was no added buoyancy to aid me. About half way the crossed my mind as to what the hell I was doing, but as per usual I put my head down and just got on with it. I still hate swimming. Making the shore I was a little bit out of breath, and even more so when Adam and another guy had been observing me for the final stint, informing me that there was something under the water following me popping its head up about 15m behind. This pretty much confirmed that there was no chance I was swimming back, instead the sandy beach would provide a suitable running track and safer route back. Adam the mad man that he is still swam. Admittedly it was probably a turtle but I wasn't staying to find out.

Soon after we jumped back in the 4x4, this time racing against time to make the ferry back to base camp at Rainbow beach. This was nearly without incident, but surprise surprise something had to happen. About 2mins from the ferry and Steveo decided to take us all on a little detour of the beach track and nearly into the sea. This was thankfully just about averted with screams and all, and we finally all made it safely to the ferry, well with the exception of Kierans foot.
Overall Fraser Island was awesome and probably my most favourite part of the east coast even with all that had happened. With beautiful surroundings and a great group, it's no doubt something i'll never be able to forget and constantly wish I was back at. Thrown all together with 2 nights of camping, plenty of alcohol (Ad's and I drank all our Goon on the first night, memory laps resulted), and some manic driving which would scare anyone at times, its easily an experience that comes highly recommended.

DAY 46 to DAY 49 - Airlee beach - Cape Canaveral to the Whits

Sunday 12th Nov - Wed 15th Nov


The carnival had come to town on arrival at Airlee. Children everywhere with floats of colour and music passing up and down the main street. It was certainly a welcome to remember, giving the place an instant feel of party, which defiantly turned out to be the case. Airlee is the launch pad for the Whit Sundays, the place where backpackers and holiday makers come before boarding a boat to see the world heritage sight of White Haven and its surrounding Island. Its also the place where much alcohol is consumed, and booze cruise begins. The Whit Sundays are a collection of Islands just of the coast of main land Aus, proving to be the major tourist attraction in Queensland. Hence its another one of those boxes that just had to be ticked. There are hundreds of boats docked in the marina ready to take tourists out and around. From 5* hotels on water to the large boats made for taking as many people in one go for a more affordable price, there was a whole host of choice. I'm happy to say that the decision was easy and the large cheap option courtesy of Peter Pans one hands down, and it turned out to be bloody awesome. The Maxi Sailing boat Boomerang was our home for the next two nights, along with 26 fellow passengers. With cramp living conditions probably like those of the old slave ships, it would have been unbearable for any longer period time, but us was ideal environment to get to know some of our fellow travellers. Kerry, Ian, Mark, Steveo, Ben & Kerry, Matt and Kieran to name a few. Each with their own stories to tell and abnormalities (Ian and Bens feet were weird), time with all was brilliant and thus made the trip pass a little too quickly. Two memories dominate the entire trip, White Haven Sands which is probably the most jaw dropping sight I have and will ever see, and a night at a pub located in the middle of nowhere on an island with nothing else around for miles. Saying that though the sunset was something special, as well as the snorkeling which easily rivalled that we experienced in Cairns if not beat it hands down just due to the large amount of sea life present.

White Haven is the mother of all beaches. So named I would imagine due to its perfectly white sand, the contrast in turquoise blue of the sea creates a canvas no painter could recreate. I'm sure the mass photo's both Adam and I took will never do this place justice and to truly appreciate this place I recommend everyone come. When walking on the sand, its so fine that it makes the sound of "crunching" like snow. in fact apparently the sand here is the finest natural source in the world hence why it was used for the mirror on Hubble.

With our Stinger Suits on (my god we all looked like prats) we ran into the sea Baywatch style. Warmer than a bath at home, it provided a refreshing opportunity away from the tight confinement on Boomerang. We spent the entire afternoon playing football, sunbathing, and generally mucking around with our fellow travellers, lapping up the beautiful surrounding we found ourselves in. It still wasn't enough time, and I could have quite easily spent a few days here.

Later that evening when back on Boomerang we sailed to our stop over point for the night, parking as it were next to a pub situated in the middle of nowhere. With a little persuasion, well actually a lot of nagging from all the passengers to Jimmie the skipper, we took the dingy across for a couple of drinks. A small contingency of us continued the party when back on Boomer continued the festivities in a ritual in finishing of the Esky (admittedly half of it wasn't even our alcohol but this was the last night and we couldn't see any harm).

The trip ended and we all arranged to meet up at Beeches later that night. Firstly because it would be a good laugh to see everyone out and about other than on the boat, and secondly because for every 4 people that turned a free jug of beer was provided. There's nothing like alcohol to draw in a crowd.

The evening ended up being another night of drinking and pissing about, with the lads (well nearly all) ending up in a club where a female topless competition was taking place. Oh yeah I should have said that apart from alcohol, there's nothing like half naked women to draw in a crown of men. After many Snake Bites (which they make with cherry cordial out here, very nice) I was pretty wrecked and Adam and I stumbled back to the hostel.

DAY 41 to DAY 45 - FROM PARTY PLACE CAIRNS TO PEACEFUL MAGNETIC

Tues 7th Nov - Sat 11th Nov

Being in Queensland, there are several boxes that as a traveller you are expected to tick. One of them being a day visit to the great barrier reef which is accessible pretty much anywhere north of Brisbane. Me being the non-conformist that I am, decided that this was a must do activity and hence Adam and I took a boat trip out to sea the supposed wonders of the sea. Unsure of what really to expect, the day turned out to be awesome, with one of my most predominant memories involving diving for 25 mins (note this was the first time I have even dived before) or so, on the ocean floor amongst the coral of the barrier, and swimming along a turtle. Absolutely Stunning!! Elegantly and gracefully gliding through the water with ease, and that was just me, let alone the turtle. I'm sure retrospectively the turtle had a different opinion of my swimming, no doubt looking like a complete idiot with no rhythm or swimming ability. When not diving snorkeling was the aim of the day, seeming rather lame when compared. It turned out to be a well worth while experience, but looking back on it I couldn't really see myself rushing to do it again. I think its one of those things you have to do once in your life time, to tick the box as it were, but once completed that's it. Afterwards there was no personal burning desire to get back in a wet suit asap.

Later that same week we left for Townsville at 7:30 in the morning. Premier Coach service being our chariot from Cairns to Sydney, a cheaper alternative the nationally acclaimed Greyhound service. Unfortunately our first leg of the east coast nearly turned out to be a near disaster, with a close shave in missing the coach. 2 mins later and we would have been well and screwed. Was this an omen of the trip to come, some would say looking in hindsight yes! We made it to Townsville where we hauled our heavy luggage to the transfer terminal for Magnetic Island a short walk away. It was the first time we used the backpack straps of our bags and judging by the amount of effort and pain involved, probably the last. Arriving on Magnetic, it wasn't quite what I was expecting, but then there's a shock. The place was quiet, a little too quiet, if you know what I mean. Somewhere that the locals of Townsville use to escape the hustle and bustle of the small city, its desolate with probably a population just about large enough to fill a London bus. Staying a Maggies, literally on the beach of Horseshoe Bay, the place was instantly cast its spell of relaxation and tranquility. An ideal place to read, as there is little else that can be done during the day, this was the scene where I starting reading. I never really read books. Magazines, the occasional paper and the Internet yes, but siting down and indulging in a novel has never really taken place. Now with days of quite literally nothing to do but it on the beach and soak up the sun, I have found a new found interest with the like of Brown, Mcnab and Cornwell. With the constant background sound of gently breaking waves, it was easy to lose yourself for the whole day in a good book. It was good that reading had become a predominant part of my day, as without it there was little to do on Magnetic. A few sighting exercises of the once again amazing beaches, with there rich blue sea's and framed with the perfectly clear sky, it was all typically Australian. I'd never thought I'd here myself say this, but beaches are becoming repetitive, very repetitive.To escape them, we also embarked on the Fort Walk, a small climbing surprising enough to a old Fort post originating from the second world war. It also provided the opportunity to seem some of the native wild life.

Home at the time to 3 gun emplacements protecting Aus from the overwhelming threat of invasion from the Jap's, its no surprise depending on how good your history is to find they were only fired once. It was also no surprise to find that the ship fired upon was American, forgetting to inform the Australian coast of their arrival. Stupid Americans!

We finished our top in this area with a quick look round Townsville. With a sun burnt head it was about time I purchased a hat, and seeming the cricket was upon us soon, well suprise surprise a cricket hat it was. With more books aswell, we took a quick look around the town and up to Anzac Memorial Park. Although staying in Townsville for a matter of hours, this felt like ample time as the city appeared to have very little to offer.

DAY 33 to DAY 40 - Cassowary's

Monday 30th Oct - Monday 6th Nov

Well guys you have gathered that keeping a blogg going is a lot more difficult than first perceived. Not only does it take a long time, dedication and a flare for writhing, non of which I have, it also require net access which is difficult to get and more importantly expensive. But anyways here we are. Since the last boring edition of Adam and Iain's adventure in Aus a lot has happened and been learned. In fact, probably to much. We finished working at Millers realizing that data entry is an amazingly tedious and repetitive task which requires the brain capacity of a new born. Admittedly though it provides the opportunity to use the internet all day and sit in an air conditioned office all day with free coffee.

Visiting Canberra, an odd place due to its overly designed layout with roads in geometric patterns any mathematician would be proud of, we got to sit in the public gallery of the house of representatives during question time. This confirmed my suspicions that Mps are all a bunch of crooks, whom never give a straight answer and would most probably steel candy from a baby. We got to see “Johno” perform, although he did come across as a tad arrogant. I also got to see a portrait of Robert Menzies, a supposed relative of mine whom also turns out to be the most renowned and longest serving Australian prime minister ever.

We also visited the Australian institute of Sport, an academic facility that only teaches funnily enough sporting courses. It highlights the amazing resources Australia has to offer its athletes (including saltwater sleeping booths) and provides an explanation as to why they kick our ass at nearly every sport under the sun.

We have also discovered that staying in one place at the beginning of a year out isn’t the best idea and hence have left Sydney for Cairns so as to start traveling down the east coast before the heat of summer really kicks in over here.

Now this idea seemed amazing at the time, and don’t get me wrong, was and is still the best decision we could have made, but there has been so many little hiccups along the way, that with a touch of foresight may have changed our mind.

The most memorable and now seems famous incident happening in Cape Trib. Found just north of Cairns, Cape Trib is Australia’s answer to the Caribbean. Relaxing aurora with a tropical beaches and rainforest country side, it’s certainly something worth seeing. We decided to Climb Mount Sorrow while there with the two Charlottes we were sharing a dorm with. Warned about the dangers of the hike, with tails of death and missing persons lost forever, we decided to continue anyways thinking how hard and bad could things really get.

The hike was hard and arduous, with vertical drops either side of a 1ft wide trail, leeches sucking away at your skin, lack of grip on my shoes, ridiculous humidity, and a language barrier of English and German which made conversation a bitch.

Anyways, we made the summit and the views as expected were worth every sweaty minute. Nothing short of spectacular. As you can imagine we rested for a while and then began our descent. I don’t think any of us really could have predicted what would happen next, but if so it may have changed the decision to climb.

No more that 200m from then end of the 3hr descent, we came across a cassowary. Not spotting it until we were right on top of it, we were amazed to see the Emu like bird with its graceful nature, which is well known throughout Aus due to being of the verge of extinction. As they say though, looks can be deceiving and this bird turned out to be a nightmare straight out of Jurassic Park.

Adam somehow wound up separated from us leaving him open for the bird’s first attack. Running down the steep slopes to get away the bird persuade managing to stab Adams lower side Abs with its beak.

The bird stopped having clearly scared the crap out of Adam, whom now due to his speed was most likely in another state.

It was now the Germans and my turn. We started to back off, but it kept coming, slowly increasing its speed to ensure the gap between us got shorter and shorter.

Realizing moving away was futile I stopped, the Charlottes following suite, although some what safer being considerably farther up the path. Whether this was the right thing to do, god only knows. Surprisingly though the Cassowary also stopped, and for about 5 heart palpitating mins, which seemed like a life time, groomed its self. But then suddenly it began to circle, separating me from the girls and ending up within arms length of me. Looking directly at me as I did it, the animal cast a shadow over me as it stood easily a foot taller.

Enough was enough, fear had really started to kick in and the basic instinct of running was taking over. I “legged” it without looking back, unsure if I was being pursued.

After a good 50m I looked back finding myself alone. Relief started to set in.

To conclude, whilst this was all happening the Germans had climbed a tree, and Adam was mot probably in Mexico by now, and the Cassowary was most probably laughing to itself over its easy victory. To cut the story short, we rescued the girls by making a load of noise with some Spanish blokes, and became local Celeb’s appearing the press due to the nature of the attack.

Oh yeah, then we went white water rafting where at one point I nearly drowned. So all is well in Aus.

DAY 18 - 20 WOMENS FASHION WORK Part 1

SUNDAY 15TH OCTOBER

I’ve been told via e-mail (no names but, you know who you are) that my creative writing skills are hardly something to be desired. Now at this point you maybe expecting me to try harder in bringing the whole adventure to life, but I’ve decided that I can’t be bothered and hence why the style probably won’t change. Ha!
So if you can stand the drab factual account, here is the next instalment.

Well, as you know from the last blog, Adam and I both moved into the hostel during Saturday day. Sunday night was the first opportunity that we got to experience the whole community dorm principal, with our room buddy strolling in at some stupid time in the morning completely pissed out her head with a man in tow. Luckily, I suppose, the shock to them was probably greater, and they decided to vacate the room leaving Adam and I both to get back to sleep.

The morning came round and we’d decided to go check out the Car Market for travellers located in Kings Cross, an area renowned for its seedy features, with brothels and prostitutes supposedly every where. That said this was daytime and it was unlikely they would be around, which they weren’t. The area being slightly on the outskirts of the city centre had a run down feel to it, with old high rise building much like London council flats and underground car parks that looked dangerous to venture into.

Surprisingly enough this was the location of the traveller’s car market and when venturing onto the 5 level down it was absolutely shocking. There was probably only about 5 vehicles for sale and all looked like they could fall apart at any moment. I started to really contemplate whether buying a vehicle was worth the risk.

With nothing really to do for the rest of the day, Adam and I decided to venture through to the Royal Botanical gardens, the location where my grandparents apparently got engaged in the 40’s, which is situated right next to the opera house. To get there we walked through a suburb of Sydney called Potts Point. This was a really pleasant area with one main street home to many coffee shops, specialist food shops, and restaurants, giving the area a slightly classier feel than that of Kings Cross.

Along the main street we also found a backpacker’s hostel called the Blue Parrot. Walking inside to check on prices and facilities due to the possibility of moving closer to the city centre in the near future (work dependent), the place had a homely feeling about it. This was probably due to the simpsons being on tv, reminding me of the many a hours spent sat in Pointout with the lads, enjoy the “pure hilarity” that is homer and co.

We continued walking along the harbour front with the chance of rain looking increasingly likely. Even with the relatively bad weather the place looked amazing. The opera house being perfectly framed by the harbour bridge, a photograph no doubt many tourists had taken previously, and would take for many years to come. The only thing that let it down for us was the weather, its amazing what a difference cloud cover makes to a photo. The gardens as well looked picture perfect, with parrots and cockatiels flying between trees and squawking away, giving the place a prehistoric feeling to it.

Afterwards we sat down for a coffee and then returned back by bus as the heavens opened for the first time since we arrived. Once back we ventured to the supermarket to get dinner and in the evening went to the pub. At some point during the evening we met our late night intruder Hailey, our fellow dorm member. From Watford, she was telling us about her travels so far, and how drinking till 6 in the morning was a typical event at Scruphy Murphy’s, the renowned Irish Pub in Sydney. Nice!!!

MONDAY 16TH OCTOBER

Half expecting the communal showers to be packed, we woke up at 7am, trying not to disturb Hailey as we gathered our things. Luckily there was no one about and we went about preparing our selves for what we thought would be an amazingly boring day at work. Keeping to routine, I devoured a large bowl of aussie cereal. Its good that now being in a another country, I can continue on my quest to become a true connoisseur of cereal the world over.

Arriving at work just before 9, we were met by our boss Danilia, whom quickly showed us to our desks and gave a brief (and I mean brief) explanation of what was required. That said, it was hardly difficult, and it looked pretty obvious that after a couple of hours it would become very tedious. The delights of data entry!!!
Basically we’re inputting 4 columns of data into excel; first name, last name, old and new card numbers.

I was lucky compared to Adam having the internet on my computer which aloud me to surf the net whilst supposedly working. That said, the environment is so relaxed and easy going, everyone seems to be using a similar practise. Also Danilia almost said out right to take lots of breaks as she appreciated this would be an incredibly mind numbing task.

This was my first real time working in an office environment and I have to say I quite enjoyed it. With its modern and friendly environment it felt comfortable to work in and time just seemed to fly by. I suppose it also helped that 99% of the workers here are also women which gave us something to look at as well!!!

Whilst working we also met a fellow foreign temp, unsurprisingly another Irish man. Unfortunately his accent was pretty strong and hence why I was unable to decipher his name, but he told us about his journey so far through South America, New Zealand and Australia. Travelling for about 8 months some of things he’d done sounded pretty cool. Again the cost of living in areas such as Asia and South America came into conversation, him quoting figures of 1000 euros to live very comfortably in some places. This again raised some questions to myself e.g. do we stay in Australia where the culture is similar to the UK and living is more expensive for such an extended length of time as first intended? Or do we travel elsewhere to experience a much different way of living, and where the pounds of savings would certainly take us further for longer? This would be something to discuss with Adam at a later date.

The day came to a quick end and we we’re soon back on our way home. Adam and I had already planned afterwards to do our respective exercise routines, Adam swimming in a ridiculously freezing cold pool, while I ran through the chaotic city centre to circle quay and the Royal Botanical’s.

Afterwards we were both knackered, but managed to make our way to Coles supermarket, some 10mins away, for supplies for dinner.

TUESDAY 17TH OCTOBER

Once again Hailey strolled in at some god forsaken hour after another night out with the Irish contingency at Scruphys. I suppose this experience will become second nature as this will undoubtedly be a similar occurrence in all hostels. Performing the same routine as yesterday, we made it to work with plenty of time to spare.

The work was identical, but now with the advantage of knowing the required time to complete our daily quota, we could relax more and use the internet at our own leisure. (Adam had asked for it to be fixed on his computer by this point.) This explains the length of the blog!

During the day Adam and I had been discussing the possibility of changing our plans and travelling to Cairns in a few weeks, working our way down back to Sydney in time for Xmas. The influence for this had undoubtedly come from the various experiences of those at the hostel to whom we had spoken to over the last few days. That of the “Spaniard”, Nina and Arran had made a convincing case.

Although Sydney is a great place and the opportunity of meeting people is vast, we couldn’t quite justify staying in the same place for so long (until January) working, when the opportunity to see new places and meet people simultaneously exists. Plus there is always the opportunity to work on route.

So it seems that Adam and I could be heading east a lot sooner than planned!!!

After work we returned home again, doing retrospective exercises immediately. I know I’ve been drinking and eating too much and everyone knows I’m a bit of a health freak, so it felt good to get the adrenaline buzz once again. We then went shopping again to get a few “bits and bobs” and then chilled in the courtyard area where we met up with the “Spaniard”, Nina and Arran.

Day 15 - 17 - Hostels and Heat

Thursday 12th October

This morning we went to Olympic Site where Adam as per usual went for a swim, Mike for a walk and myself for a run. On our return Adam and I picked up some shopping to make dinner for tonight, Fajitas, and then spent the rest of the day arranging things for Friday.
The temperature at this point was really starting to rocket and on Saturday would reach a sweltering 38 degrees, so staying in the house all day with the air conditioning on was a life saver.

After a good meal we retired in the evening fairly early, watching the recruit with Collin Farrell and Al Pacino. An alright film, but nothing special.

FRIDAY 13th OCTOBER

Went into town fairly early to sign up with some more agencies so that finding work after next week is as easy as possible. In the end it proved a bit of a pain but most places took CV's and details. We then wondered down from circular Quay to Central station, looking at some of the Hostels on route. One of them being absolutely shocking, so dirty and horrible I started to wonder what I had let myself in for. We then found the Alfred Park Hotel (hostel) which was incredibly well located, infinitely better in every way, and pretty cheap, and signed up for a week pretty much instantaneously upon arrival. This is the view from outside which looks pretty awesome.

I got a feeling its going to take a while to get use to living like this again. Just like being in halls at uni in some regards, but with the added non-privacy of sharing a room, should be interesting how long I last.

SATURDAY 14th OCTOBER

After moving in later that afternoon, Adam and I went to the local shops to get some food for the next couple of days. Trying to remember how to eat cheaply was high on the priority, and made exceedingly more difficult having to take in the exchange rate, weight conversion, and general comparison in price with the UK. Returning back to the hostel after sorting out a small issue of lack of a fridge in our room, we went swimming in the local pool (2 min walk in the park adjacent to the hostel). Afterwards we returned back, cooked dinner and then went down one of the local pubs (cricketer) where we met Steve and his house mates for a drink. Afterwards we went back to his place where we caught the end of Man U vs Wigan and the start of Liverpool vs Blackburn.

DAY 10 to 14 - Catching up of the Blogging

Well as expected the blogging pace has slowed right down, this is partly due to the lack of exciting events (such as wallet loss), but also due to the time needed to write becoming unavailable. So here comes a brief summary of the exciting time that has been Saturday to Tuesday.

DAY 10 (SATURDAY) – THE DAY OF REST

As you already know Saturday was a day of rest, recovery and reflection of those events that took place on Friday. It also became the day that Adam let slip he’d seen my wallet on the floor of the train before falling asleep, but decided not to let this information come to light as he deemed it unimportant. Hindsight would say differently. Anyway, not reflecting on this to much, the day as I said was incredibly uneventful apart from the BBQ that we had in the evening, the first and no doubt not the last of our stay in Aus. It was delicious and as per usual Adam and I over indulged.

DAY 11 (SUNDAY) – COOGEE BAY – A PLACE TO LIVE POSSIBLY?

The following day Adam and I decided to head to Coogee in the afternoon, meeting up with Steve as “possibly” previously arranged on the Friday. It would also give us a good opportunity to see the area which is located just south of Bondi and experience another one of Sydney’s sandy beaches (no stones here).

In the morning we went swimming first, as usual me being a standard considerably lower than that of Adams. Hopefully though this will soon change, but I somehow think this is a tad optimistic considering his many years head start.

One of the funny things about swimming this time was that the OLYMPIC POOL had a massive inflatable assault course floating on its surface. It seemed slightly surreal and bizarre; the site of one of the most successful renowned swimming/sporting events 6 years ago is now being used as a modern day water fun fair for kids, with giant inflatable structures dominating the 5000 capacity aquatic centre. Saying that it looked like fun and had Adam and I the opportunity to use it, I'm sure we would have.

After swimming and a quick stop at home we headed to Coogee Bay. The wind had really picked up, being quite violent times whilst adding a chill to the air. Alison was a little worried about the tree in the back garden swaying and possibly falling onto the house, a natural reaction from their past experience less than a month ago. A little worrying was the bus driver’s comment when boarding the bus. Apparently due to the wind and thus high velocity sand, Coogee was empty and really unpleasant. Undeterred Adam continued on our way hoping that the wind would die down.

The beach was yet again another example of naturally pleasing sites found around Sydney with what seemed like a bit of a party atmosphere from the Coogee Bay Hotel for good measure. The place was buzzing with people everywhere, all catching up over a mid afternoon middy or scooner. Unable to get hold of Steve, Adam and I decided to brave it and head into the water which looked freezing. Firstly overcoming the onslaught of sand being picked up and thrown in the air by the wind, we made it to the beach and got straight in. Sure enough the water was cold, similar to that of the UK, and it wasn’t long before we decided to get out.

Taking a quick shower using the public facilities (wouldn’t get anything like that in the UK as it would no doubt be vandalised by pikies) we got some lunch and then headed back to the Coogee Bay Hotel where Steve and his mates were residing. They were all pretty cool and it was a good laugh to meet them all, Adam and I soon joining them in the Sunday afternoon spirits with a few scooners of Carlton. Later that after we even had a little pool competition, $40 pot for the winners, which Adam and I obliged in taking with superior table play. Maybe we should consider earning money playing pool instead of job hunting as planned for Monday. We soon after our victory called it a day and headed back to Rydalmere for much needed nourishment after a hard day at work.

DAY 12 (MONDAY) – JOINING AGENCIES and OUR FIRST JOB ARRANGED

Monday started of with Adam and I perform task such as CV updating/printing, locating temping agencies, and general discussing/arranging the days activities in finding a job. What we failed to realise was how long this was going to take and before we knew it half the day had gone before heading into the city centre. With our heart/head set on getting office jobs we ventured into some of the agencies found of George St. Some turned us away due to lack of experience, whilst others took our CV saying that they’d contact us. We soon came across Quay Recruitments who instantly offered Adam and I a joint position working for Millers Fashion, a female clothing company were by we will be performing data entry tasks. It appears that work is fairly easy to get here and both of us are pleased we have attained office experience.


Starting on Monday at 9:00 and for $18 an hour, it should be interesting to see what the job entails. More importantly and excitingly it will give us the opportunity to meet new people. As a result of attaining this job we’ve decided to move to a hostel this coming weekend so to be closer to work, as well as providing us with the opportunity to start backpacking properly.

DAY 13 (TUESDAY) - THE DAY OF THE RSA (Responsible Service of Alcohol)

Adam and I previously arranged this

compulsory course so to allow us to work in establishments selling alcohol i.e. bars, restaurants etc. Hospitality jobs seem readily available and therefore it seemed a prudent action to obtain the certified qualification. Lasting 6 ½ hours, the lecture was provided by a former publican and gave information related to alcohol e.g. symptoms of intoxication. Without seeming too harsh or “up myself” this course is really intended for those of an academic level lower than our own. Now to put that in contexts, when completing the test at the end the instructor came into the examination room and basically walked us through every answer. Some what different and less stringent that those examination conditions at University.

Having passed our RSA and feeling chuffed with ourselves, Adam and I wondered towards southern Sydney to ensure we knew the location of our work placements. The last thing we want to do is turn up late and therefore felt a prudent course of action. Afterwards we headed towards Hyde Park where the Sydney Herald is holding the good food month, an event with a variety of food stalls and seating areas. Here we met Mike and Alison where we tucked into some Asian style food followed by Danish pancakes.

DAY 14 (WEDNESDAY) – Wisemans Ferry, the Old North Road and “pubbing” St Albans

After Adam and I going for another swim/run respectively, in the afternoon Mike drove us both up to Wisemans Ferry, a town/area he recommended going to as we were unlikely to visit it otherwise. Situated north past Hornsby (my favourite place!) on the Old North Road (Route 15) right next to the Hawkesbury River, it took about an hour so to reach. After crossing the river in a chain ferry, we drove towards St Albans stopping a the historic site of the Great North Road. This was a road built between 1825 and 1836 by convicts so as to link Sydney with Hunter Valley and runs over 264km.

The engineering achievement here is amazing, especially considering the technology of the time, the terrain that some of the road had to built over (up cliff faces made of what looked like sand stone), and the temperature that the convicts must have endured to complete the task. Today I was sweating just walking up to the top of the hill, and its not even summer yet!

Afterwards we headed to St Albans, a small hamlet with a pub located next to the river in between a impressive valley. Stopping for lunch and a beer, it was amazing that the pub stocked ESB on tap considering its remote location. The ploughman’s was delicious if not some different, Mike suggesting this was due to Aussie plughmen working harder than us Brits (whatever). We then headed home stopping on route to buy Alison a plant for the house.

Day 9 - Alcohol induced problems can happen at 'Home and Away'

Friday night, Adam and I went out in Sydney for the first time since arriving. It was a funny, entertaining and not surprisingly drunken night, but unfortunately ended disastrously. I seem to a have a bad luck charm with me somewhere at the moment, anyway, more on that in a bit.

Getting up relatively early, Mick drove us to Eastwood, a suburb of Sydney infamous for its Korean population. Sure enough on arrival it felt like we were in a foreign country (other than Aus.....). Here Adam and I signed up for Medicare, the National Health Service in Aus, just as a precaution. The UK has a reciprocal medical agreement “which is good”, as Mick would say. After filling in a quick form we were on our way, stopping to get a present for Caroline and Martin as a small token of our appreciation for the hospitality in KL.

Picking up Alison due to the builders finishing, we drove to Barren Joey Peninsular stopping at the Newport Arms for a hearty lunch. More like a bar then a pub as the name may suggest, Adam and I shared a BBQ Seafood plateau for $33…… it was delicious.

The odd thing about this place was the method in which your food was announced to be ready, a pager style devise is given, buzzing and informing you that your order is ready for collecting at the bar. Quite a neat little system.

Afterwards we head up the coast to the home of Summer Bay and 'Home and Away', Palm Beach. It was instantly recognisable and was only let down by the weather, slightly overcast with a strong wind. That said, the sand was incredibly warm so we all wondered down towards the opposite end of the beach stopping regularly to take the usual photo. Mick told me that this was the place when Adams mum (Cindy) knew he would return again, and sure enough here he is, little over one year later. Straight away though you can appreciate why, it’s an amazingly peaceful (surprising as this was school holidays) and beautiful location.

With sand still in between our toes we drove towards West End through the twisty winding road that held entrances to luxurious seaside homes. West End Views were fabulous and it took a few minutes just to absorb the whole surroundings in. Heading home I took a quick kip in the car, preparing myself for the night out.

The train journey in was easy. Mick and Alison before leaving providing us with the safety blanket of calling anytime if we get in trouble. We assured them this wouldn’t be necessary, but then neither of us had the foresight of what was going to happen.

It took us a while to find our first drinking location but we soon found Darling Harbour and the bars around that overlook the light show that is Sydney’s high rise buildings. The vibrant blues and reds from various company logo's rippled in the water giving rise to another photo opportunity. We discovered quickly though that the area was more family orientated with restaurants surrounding Cockle Bay, so we decided to find something slightly more to our taste. Luckily Adams brother’s friend Steve was to hand on the mobile, and pointed us in the right direction. He’s here like us in Sydney, but with the advantage of nearly a years experience knows the place to go and avoid.

The nightlife atmosphere is similar to home, but a pleasant and significant difference was the lacking of smoking. Whether this is due to a smoking ban or the general health conscious nature of the Aussie I don’t know, hopefully though this is a precedent of what the UK will be like come next summer.

Later we met up with Steve in the Three Monkeys, a bar/club recommended by a promotions girl who we happened to share a carriage on the train in with. This was the first pub we’d been to serving pints and as usual we were happy to indulge. Steve is a quality bloke and hopefully we’re meeting up with him this Sunday. At this point the night started to become hazy, but pool seems to a strong memory and the photos from the evening confirmed this the following day.

We headed for the last train that left at 1:45am. Getting on board Adam and I soon started to drift away and so began the start of an unforgettable night. We firstly missed our stop ending up in Hornsby, the next stop but some way from West Ryde. I suppose looking in hindsight it was a godsend we woke up then as the next stop was Newcastle (Australia not UK!!!) which is a long distance from Sydney. In the chaos of waking up I managed to leave my wallet onboard the train and only realised just as the carriage started to pull out from the station. I couldn’t believe it!!!! We reported the loss to the guard at the station who tried his best to phone the train and locate the wallet, but this was to no avail. Unfortunately I won’t be able to find out till Monday if it’s been recovered.

Now to the problem of getting home. Outside we caught a taxi that just happened to pull up as we exited the station and it was at this point we realised that the key Mick and Alison had provided was in my wallet. What were the chances in that? We phoned ahead to let them know what hand happened and continued on our way. At last we thought the problems were over, but no, the Indian taxi driver had no clue of where he was going. It ended up with Adam and me directing him by an A to Z and the whole journey costing $60.

Finally we arrived home at around 4am, Mick greeting us at the door as we stumbled in half asleep. That said I managed to coherently log a lost property report online, transfer all my money out of the accounts my cards had access too, and find out the relevant numbers to cancel the cards first thing in the morning. Anyways…… to cut a long story short, what a night! Certainly one that I will not forget for a very long time.

Today we’ve been relaxing for a much needed recovery session.

Day 8 - OLYMPIC PARK, THERE IS HOPE FOR LONDON

After an early start to phone home using Skype (free internet calling for those of you who didn’t know), Mick drove both Adam and I to the Olympic Park. We’d decided the following night it was about time we’d did some exercise and thus gave us the perfect opportunity to site-see at the same time.

Arriving at the site, the place was empty. The vast area with the Telstra Stadium, Aquatics Centre and various other large building looked obviously well constructed for the masses, but the little people about made look baron and desolate. I suppose we came on a Thursday, but even so, it seemed such a waste!

Mick dropped us right outside the Aquatics centre where we both went in to take an early morning swim. I wasn’t particularly looking forward to this as swimming is a sport I tend not to like, this being due to my inability to breathe properly and generally being rubbish, especially when compared to Adam who is an avid swimmer. The other more daunting prospect was that this would be my first time in a 50m pool. 25m seems far enough from past experience, why they decided Olympic size needed to be double this is beyond me.


Inside, like outside, was empty. We entered over looking the arena area, with the main pool and diving area being surrounded by spectator seating. The difference between the UK and Aus in sporting facilities was obvious, not only from the quality and price for entering, but also the shear number, they’re located everywhere. This is something like the 5th or 6th Olympic size pool in Sydney alone. No wonder the Aussie’s always beat us swimming.

Afterwards we sat in the onsite cafĂ© for breakfast and then headed towards the tourist information centre. We’d already found out last night that bikes were for cheap hire, described as the best method of seeing the park and its surrounding area. The mountain bikes although new were shocking, and due to Aussie law helmets were a must. As usual the Australian good nature shone through from the hiring assistant who advised us on various routes and places to avoid/see.

We cycled through Bicentennial park to the swamp land, past the archery facilities which are open for free to the public (would never happen in the UK), and then finally through Woo-la-ra to the Newington Armoury and back to the Telstra Stadium. After returning the bikes we enjoyed lunch in one of the sports bars located on site and the returned home.

To top the day off, later in the afternoon we ventured to one of the shopping malls (Macquarie), where Adam and I both bought identical prepaid (pay-as-you-go) handsets from Dick Smith Electronics, one of the biggest electrical retails in Aus.

All in all another busy day and I’m really looking forward tomorrow as were heading to the northern beaches. Stephen you’ll love it as its home to the beach of Home and Away (Summerbay)

DAY 7 - BANKING, BONDI, BEACHES and BACKPACKING


Yesterday, Adam and I were on our own, so we ventured back towards the city centre to arrange bank accounts and mobile phones for the both of us. The weather again being beautiful, we took the train from West Ryde to Wynyard station arriving in the bustling city centre.

Through research the previous night we had already discovered Westpac provided the best bank account. In Australia, bank accounts have a monthly fee associated with them much like that before Midland Bank started the revolution of free banking in the UK. One big difference was that debit cards had only started to arrive in Aus a few months ago, and that not all banks offer them. This helped us narrow down the choice to Westpac.

After setting up, the next job was mobile phones. We quickly established that the internet would provide cheaper/better options and thus decided to leave that till later that day. We wondered down Georges Street towards “Wake Up!”, a modern and relatively expensive hostel at the other end of town. It had an amazing buzz about the place and pretty much confirmed that Adam and I would like to move into hostels after Mick and Alison’s. They provide information towards jobs, excursions, and just about anything else you could think your local backpacker would require…. We’re considering trying it out for a night or two just to get a feel. Mick and Alison are really letting us use the most of them and their house, which is great.

We then caught the bus to Circular Quay and then a ferry to Watsons bay. The view from the ferry of the Opera House and Harbour bridge being its usual amazing spectacle. All down the river banks, as you might expect, millionaire houses will motor and sailing boats sitting idly in the water. In Watsons Bay Adam and I bought some take-away fish and chips from the world renowned Doyle’s and then after absorbing in the local surroundings caught another bus to Bondi Beach 10 mins away. The cost of public transport being so cheap, the entire day’s travel cost $15 (about a fiver).

Bondi beach was stunning and with school on holiday incredibly busy. With surfs and swimmers in the water, and your usual collection of sun “worshippers”, it was everything I expected. Later Adam and I discussed the location of hostels again, Bondi due to today now being our top choice.

We finally returned home by first collecting a bus through Bondi Junction to Town Hall, and then a train back to West Ryde where Alison met us at the station. This backpacking year out seems to be a bit cushy at the moment but I’m sure it will change soon. We better enjoy the luxurious life while we can.

Day 6 – To the Blue Mountains…… “Just Down the Road”

Today, after a much needed 10 hour sleep to try and catch up on some of that missed due to flights, we headed for the Blue Mountains. Leaving just after 10am, Mick told me that it was “just down the road”. We arrived some 1hr ½ later and just went to emphasise the difference in distance over here. The journey though was pleasant and gave the opportunity to see some of the scenery around Sydney.

We parked at the conservation hut, after applying ample sun screen we head for the trail walk which would take us right past the Wentworth Waterfall’s via a deep descent that ran against the cliff edge….. Unfortunately this was closed for repair works so plans had to be changed.

The views were breath taking, with well placed viewing platforms every 400m or so. One thing to note though, despite the name, the Blue Mountain’s are not strictly mountainous, their more of a collection of hills with dramatic cliff edges. Non the less they are still an amazing sight and hence there world heritage status.

After lunch we head slightly further away from Sydney to Echo Point, Katoomba. Here is the best place to see the famous three sisters (although apparently there is strictly seven). The stair case leading to them was quite a daunting sight, but once tackled the views were as impressive as always.

We returned home to meet Alison, and more importantly my luggage (sorry Alison!!). Thankfully it had arrived earlier that day which allowed me to change and freshen up before eating a very tasty meal made by Alison and a beer to wash it down.

Tomorrow Adam and I plan to head back in to Sydney to try and arrange a mobile phone and bank account. Some how I see us getting a little distracted by the sights of Sydney.

DAY 5 - SYDNEY A SLIGHT HICCUP....... BUT WHAT A SIGHT!!!!!


We arrived at Sydney airport at 8:30am, later then expected due to a whole host of problems related to the aircraft just before take-off. Very tired having got very little sleep when compared to our first flight, we continued to custom’s expecting Aussie immigration to be a nightmare due to the incredibly strict rules and reg’s on entering. In turned out immigration was fine, but instead we encountered our first major set back of the year-out. My luggage had been left in KL and it wouldn’t be till tomorrow until it arrived.

Anyways, not thinking too much about it due to the assurances made, Mick and Alyson (Adams aussie relatives) met us at the exit. Sydney’s weather was beautiful, with a temperature around the mid 20’s, clear blue sky and no humidity like that in KL (which came very welcome). Mick and Alyson drove us back to their house the scenic route, and it was on this journey that I could finally appreciate what Adam had been raving about for the past year. The first sight you catch of Harbour Bridge simply takes your breath away.

After arriving at their house; Mick, Adam and I travelled into the city centre by ferry to Circular Quay and went on a wonder round the city. Due to it being labour day (a public holiday celebrating the reduction of the working day from 10hrs to 8hrs), the place was buzzing with everyone soaking up sun and absorbing the surroundings. We walked through the rocks where Mick and I had some lunch in the form of a chicken kebab (nothing like those usually consumed after a night out on the booze) and then continued to darling harbour. We finished our visit at the central station found opposite to the town hall (this is where my grand parents were married) and caught the train back to Rydalmere where Alyson met us with the car to take us home.

DAY 4 - THE LAST DAY IN KL, WHERE HAS THE TIME GONE?


We spent our last day in KL in the more traditional slum market area at Kg Baru, reaching it using the impressive LRT train service. Situated so close the Petronas towers and the busy modern city centre, the contrast between the two areas is just amazing.

Afterwards we travelled back to the car where Martin and Caroline took us to see some of the local Hindu temples, the architecture and decorative nature of the buildings exterior being somewhat different to anything in the UK. Then we moved to the national Mosque of Malaysia. This was spectacular, being lavishly designed with picture perfect gardens and surroundings. Entering the mosque we were required as men to cover up our legs and arms using blue gowns, feeling similar to those warn at graduation. Caroline was also required to cover her head with a scarf as women are forbidden by religion to show any hair on their body, especially when in a mosque. The inside had marble pillars and floors, with water fountains and features everywhere, and the tranquillity of the place made it feel a privileged to be their.


Afterwards, we then moved to the National Monument 5 mins away from the mosque. Here, again set in beautifully kept gardens and surroundings, is the Malaysian War memorial, a giant statue depicting soldiers holding the Malaysian flag with enermy troops who had fallen at their feet. We then finished our visit to KL with drink in the local Irish pub (Finnigans), where Aussie could be found nosily watching the rugby league, and a meal at buffet curry house for the four of us.


From here Adam and I said goodbye to Martin and Caroline at KL central train station, again thanking them for their amazing hospitality. Here we checked in our baggage, and took the express train to the airport, setting of for the next leg of the year out.

Day 2 - 3

On Friday evening Caroline and Martin again took Adam and me to a restaurant where we met one of Caroline’s friends. Chrissie, an Aussie not only living in the same apartment block works in the Malaysian schooling system like Caroline. With Chrissie were two of her friends from back home who arrived earlier in the week. Allen and Barb are from just outside of Melbourne and it was quickly established that Adam and myself would be traveling to the area in the New Year. In typical Aussie fashion they were only too pleased to offer their contact details and address, suggesting that make a stop when in the neighborhood.

The following day we had a relaxing morning, catching up on some much needed sleep and reading. In the afternoon Caroline and Martin drove us to FRIM, a forestry reserve with a canopy walkway and several trails through thick tropical jungle. Amazingly this was only several miles from KL centre and subsequently offered some superb views of the city. Unfortunately the canopy walkway was closed for "Major repairs" and thus the jungle somewhat restricted the city.

One thing that was noticeable was the increase in temperature and as a result Adam was typically sweating bucket loads, luckily Martin had suggested before leaving the house that a spare t-shirt would probably be needed.

Afterwards we headed into little India in KL city centre located closely to Dakara square. Similar in nature to Chinatown regarding the markets with there buzzing nature and tatty products, a major and pleasant difference was that Indian sellers don't pester where as those in Chinatown make you feel like buying is a requirement of visiting. The other significant difference is the amazing colours of cloths and flowers that could be found; it made the whole area very picturesque.

We returned home and then a few hours later Adam and I found ourselves out on the town experiencing what the locals do for evening entertainment. Karaoke is incredibly big in KL but lucky Adam didn't have his usual urge to participate (only kidding mate). Instead we found ourselves watching live Saturday 3PM premiership matches whilst drinking long island ice teas at less than 2 pounds a glass: Chelsea - Villa and simultaneously Charlton - Arsenal.

Van Persie what a goal!!!!!

During the match we met 2 Brits who live in Cork, Ireland. On their honeymoon, they arrived the day before and like us were out seeing the night life. Danni and Steve were brilliant fun and we spent the whole night drinking and chatting away, with conversions ranging from Will Young (Steve mentioned how they went to one "for some reason" before coming out to KL, Adam and I ripped it out of them) to the football that night as Steve was a fellow gunner.
Before we parted we exchanged contact details, hopefully we can catch up with them at some point.